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University of Florida's zombie attack plan

It feels like it’s been a year since last October, and I for one am damn happy it’s back. We kick off this greatest of months with news that our educational system is finally taking the zombie threat seriously. The University of Florida has posted a six page zombie attack plan/infected dispatch form on its disaster info page. This is the kind of major community involvement our country needs to avert the coming plague. Even if it is touted as a farce, as in this instance, the information is still relevant and available to a deprived public in a crisis.

UF has started something that we should all get on board with. Continue the momentum and start a grass-roots zombie initiative in your town. Simple actions such as this sharing of information and planning ahead will be what stays our species from annihilation. Collectively, we have the power to thwart the shamblers.

Original story: UF site has emergency plan for zombies – click on “zombie attack plan” for the PDF

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  • MJ 2 years ago
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    once again validating the greatness of the Gators.

  • HM 2 years ago
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    Go Gators!

  • Popyclypse Hero 2 years ago
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    Zombie-fighting-alligators... why isn't that a movie?

    Stay fearful and vigilant.

  • Big Schrocki 2 years ago
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    Gators V.S Zombies I think they will stay undefeated

  • ZombiefarceZombiefarce 5 months ago
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    Funny indeed.there aint no zombies and neither will be.but well,it still brings home the valuable idea of emergency preparedness for any kind of attack.wow the humor!

  • Anonymous 4 months ago
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    fuck mi ass hole now

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