
Saucy blond bombshell Pamela Anderson arrived at photographer David LaChapelle's exhibit at the Art Basel Miami Beach fair in a T-shirt and undies. She left her pants and dignity at home. Take notice of everything else that makes her a hot mess.
1. Campbell's tomato soup can? Would PETA be mad if it was chicken noodle?
2. See. Shiny and plastic always sells.
3. Liver spots? Or a souvenir from Tommy Lee--you decide.