This year, writers as disparate as Ann Coulterand Reason's Michael Moynihanhave duly noted the apparent death of Kwanzaa, the fake "African" holiday invented by a violent racist 60s radical.
I'm proud to say that I played a role in Kwanzaa's evident demise. I've been writing about Kwanzaa for years; my anti-Kwanzaa column for Canada's largest daily paper was spiked -- my editor didn't have the guts to print it -- so I sold it to a conservative magazine and my career as a rightwing writer was launched.
I see the American Spectator has "disappeared" my nasty Kwanzaa poem from their site archives, but not the article they asked me to write about how the same poem got me banned by AOL. So not all conservatives are ready to spread the truth about Kwanzaa after all.