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World’s most expensive SUV comes with leather whale penis seats and 3 exclusive bottles of vodka

November 14, 6:35 PMAuto ExaminerRuth Manuel-Logan
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Photo:  Barcroft USA

Just think…an SUV that costs $1.65 million, is bullet-proof, has gold-plated windows, pure tungsten exhausts, diamond and ruby encrusted speed gauges, mobile phone with 'alert' button, three bottles of the world’s most expensive vodka (Russo-Baltique which btw the company says is not meant for consumption, but for display ) and soft, supple, leather seats made from whale penis—who wouldn’t want to luxuriate in such an ostentatious vehicle like this one? Well, not I! And not quite a few environmentalists like PETA’s Pamela Anderson, Greenpeace and WWF, who sent the automaker, Dartz, angry emails and demanded that they stop killing whales, just so that the rich can cushion their tushies on softer seating. Dartz has agreed to stop production of their unique leather seating.

 

 

Decadence all around!  Photo:  Daily Mail

The Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car’s seats were actually inspired by the late billionaire Aristotle Onassis (Jackie Kennedy’s former hubby), who had bar stool seats on his yacht made from sperm whale foreskin.  A Dartz spokesperson shamelessly admits that, "Some people have called us crazy because of this, but we think we must make a luxury car till the end."

 

The most expensive vodka in the world!  Photo: Daily Mail
 

Besides the hefty price tag and bling all throughout, the Prombron weighs in at four tons, has a V8 engine, 450 hp and is rocket grenade proof because hey, ya never know….

 

Photo:  Daily Mail

What other play tanks does Dartz have in store for the filthy rich? Be on the lookout for a 2012 Prombron that comes equipped with a gold ice axe. Why? In order to commemorate the death of former customer, Bolshevik revolutionary, Leon Trotsky, who was killed with an ice axe in 1940.

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--Car Chick

 

 

 

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