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5) What could be hotter than a couple of spandex clad gymnasts bouncing on exercise balls and singing “push it, push it?” Nothing is right. Mason vs. Princess Superstar’s track entitled Perfect is a bubbly tune with cute, feminine voices enticing the audience with how “perfect” they are, all the way down to their fabulous bodies and smooth moves. In the video, the song opens up with them stretching and soon we are riddled with images of tight, lean bodies flying in the air, moving sensually to the music. If only the Olympics were this sexually enticing…
4) A grinding, hard-hitting song like Put Your Hands Up For Detroit by Fedde Le Grand deserves a lot of women in lingerie. Le Grande’s classic techno bass is like electricity and explodes on screen when coupled with tall, lean doctors who take off their clothes for the sake of science. We are presented with a testing facility where clones of men are produced to provide the doctors with experimental subjects. Their goal? To find out what turns a man on. The lap dancing is just a little of what goes on in this video and not only will the track make you want to move your body, but the banging ladies will make you long to be their guinea pig.
3) My all time favorite is Benny Benassi’s Satisfaction. Benassi is clever to utilize a commercial esque outline, showing women with power tools bouncing around, twisting their bodies to the beat, and singing along to the lyrics. Benassi knows we are a consumerism based society that responds best to erotic imagery so not only is the song simply an ode to sex and music, but so is the video itself. With this video, we are stripped down to some of our most bare essentials: commercialized sex and products. Benassi’s sound implicates our need to stretch these boundaries and forces us to be as open with our sexuality as we are in our musical tastes. Plus, it’s fun to watch a woman ride a cement breaker.
2) If you have ever listened to Eric Prydz’s Call on Me then I’m sure you’re aware of the uplifting chorus of voices that chime throughout this hypnotic track. And hopefully you’ve taken a gander at the music video that one youtuber deemed “the sexiest pop video of all time.” What can we learn from this video that we can’t from the song itself? Perhaps that the phrase, “call on me” insinuates both a reaffirmation to a deep connection we have as humans as well as a carnal cry of sexual exuberance. The video itself is simple: an aerobics class full of beautiful women wearing spandex workout clothes and one lucky man in the middle of the dancing frenzy. Their workout consists of sexually charged thrusts and moves that can only be found in a Kama Sutra manual. You’re welcome for this one.
1) The top sexiest techno music video is none other than the dark trance hit that will blow your mind, among other things, entitled Who’s Your Daddy? by the turntable master Benny Benassi. With twisting, almost evil electronic beats, Benassi delivers an insanely sexy sound behind some of the hottest women he could find. This video is so hot, it’s almost a parody of itself. Seriously. It opens with a luscious female mouth with fire truck red lipstick and an alluring tongue. Then it jumps from fantasy to fantasy, each stripping woman more gorgeous than the last. This video is evidence of just how sexually barbaric and defiant we can really be. It’s so riveting and liberating, to be so soaked in sexual images that is supported by such experimental music. Benassi’s sound implicates our need to stretch these boundaries and forces us to be as open with our sexuality as we are in our musical tastes.
From sexual innuendo to straight crotch shots, house music is famous for these hot videos. Whether it is because they are trying to promote their records or simply trying to push the envelope, house music and its artists are subtly commenting on society's view of sex and lucky for us, know how to pick out a few hotties for us to enjoy.