10 best books for 'Twilight' addicts: tomes to sate your raging thirst
If Twilight is exactly your brand of heroin, you'll be pleased to know that just because Stephenie Meyer's supply has temporarily stalled, she isn't the only pusher in town that can give you the goods.
Here are 10 books that will be able to deliver a comparable literary high. Some you've heard of before; some are brand new. All, however, are excellent books that a Twi-hard would do well to consider while impatiently waiting for the release of New Moon.
10 best books for Twilight addicts
1. The Reformed Vampire Support Group - Catherine Jinks
Out of all the tomes I've sifted through in search of quality post-Twilight fare, this is the best of the bunch. The Reformed Vampire Support Group is witty, funny, adventurous, and even contains a nifty little shout-out to Stephenie Meyer (it's on page 74, if you're curious).
Clearly written in response to Twilight mania, the story is told from the perspective of Nina Harrison who has been a moody 15 year-old vampire since 1973 and she's convinced that being a vampire isn't as great as it seems.
“Vampires are meant to be so glamorous and powerful,” she sulks, “but I’m here to inform you that being a vampire is nothing like that. Not one bit. On the contrary, it’s like being stuck indoors with the flu watching daytime television, forever and ever.”
Nina is a cranky member of The Reformed Vampire Support Group, a motley assortment of vampires who have sworn off human blood and meet every Tuesday night for support group sessions. When one of their number is found in his coffin with a stake in his heart, the band of woefully unprepared undead must find a way to stop this modern-day vampire slayer before they, too, meet a Dracula-esque end.
With snappy, witty writing, hilarious dialogue, plenty of plot twists, and vampire lifestyle details that are laugh-out-loud funny, Ms. Jinks has managed to craft much more than a spoof to keep Twi-hards busy between movies: combined with the story’s sweetly sentimental coming-of-age and first romance subplot, this book is one satisfying read, whatever your blood type preference.
2. I Capture the Castle - Dodie Smith
"I write this sitting in the kitchen sink," begins Dodie Smith's I Capture the Castle. How can you not keep reading after an opener like that? The tale is told through journal entries written by the witty teenaged, aspiring writer Cassandra Mortmain. Cassandra lives in 1930s England in a decaying English castle with her eccentric stepmother, struggling author-father, and her Jane Austen-loving older sister Rose. When an American family moves into the neighborhood, becomes the perpetually cash-deficient Mortmain's landlords, and attracts the Mortmain girl's amorous attentions in the form of two young unmarried sons, romantic chaos ensues.
Lovers of Twilight, Jane Austen, and the Bronte sisters will find much to adore in this book. The writing is funny and magical (J.K. Rowling called Cassandra "one of the most charismatic narrators I've ever met) and the juxtaposition of Cassandra's bittersweet experience of first love alongside her growing awareness as a writer are the stuff dreams are made of. By the end of the book, when Cassandra suceeds in capturing her castle, she's managed to capture your heart, too.
3. The House of Night series - P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast
Admittedly, this series is no Twilight: there's enough cursing, promiscuous sex, and irritatingly slow plotlines to go around for plenty of vampire/vampyre lifetimes. However, the idea of a school where you learn to be a vampyre is interesting (let me guess: were they trying to make a Harry Potter, Twilight mud-blood out of this one?) and if you're going to die without a rapid infusion of vampire-laced fiction, this could be a life-saver for you. The series consists of five books: Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, Untamed, and Hunted, with a sixth book, Tempted, scheduled for release on October 27th.
4. Rebecca - Daphne du Maurier
Gothic romance at its freakiest, broodiest, skeleton-in-the-closet best, Rebecca is told from the perspective of the innocent young thing who falls in love with and marries the rich and mysterious widower, Max DeWinter. Little does she know what's in store for her at Manderley, her husband's home.
I've known people who have never willingly read a book before in their lives devour this book in only a few days. It's got a lot of similarities, romance-wise, to Twilight -- the powerless, innocent turns out to actually be the one with all the power -- and on top of that, it plays up the weird "older man" fascination that resides in the dark depths of many young ladies' hearts.
5. Dracula - Bram Stoker
Wait, wait! Don't roll your eyes and sneer that I only put this, the undisputed king of the vampire tomes, on the list because it's got fangs. It's suspenseful, well-written, and pretty darn sexy. For all you naive young things out there who disagree that Edward's blood lust in Twilight isn't a metaphor for sexual desire, wait until you get your teeth into this. There is one scene at Count Dracula's castle where the story's first narrator, Jonathan Harker, is nearly fanged by three lovely little vampiresses and let's just say that the wording is rather...suggestive.
If you're a Twi-hard and have tried and failed to scale the walls of Dracula, I would recommend that you give the unabridged audio production by Brilliance Audio a whirl. It's narrated by multiple, excellent narrators, and can make it easier for readers unaccustomed to late 17th century writing to get into the story.