More Signs You've Been in Theatre Too Long!

October 7, 9:47 AMDenver Theater ExaminerDeb Flomberg

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What is going on behind the curtains?

A  few weeks ago I posted a fun list titled: You Know You Work in Community Theatre If . Well that, along with some of my other humor postings have had me searching the net far and wide for more things to make you smile! I've seen this list posted a couple of places as well. My favorite - "At home, you "strike" the dishes in your kitchen"

Anyway, Enjoy!!

• Your weekend consists of Monday, and only Monday.
• "Q" is not just a letter.
• You know more than one theory for the origin of the name "green room."
• You say "break a leg" to friends en route to job interviews or weddings rather than "good luck."
• You can only read from a light that is blue.
• You consider the red part of the stoplight the "standby."
• 95% of your wardrobe is black
• You watch the Super Bowl waiting for intermission, not half-time
• People recognize you by the sound of your keys jingling down the hallway.
• "Practical" and "flat" are nouns.
• Instead of saying that you're leaving, you say you're exiting
• At home, you "strike" the dishes in your kitchen
• If someone tells you that you have to be somewhere in ten minutes, you respond with something like, "Thank you ten."