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Glenn Beck's appendicitis: was it a conspiracy?
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This post by the Glenn Beck Examiner will attempt to make light of a very serious matter: Glenn Beck's former appendix.
Understandably, with a high-profile figure such as Glenn Beck (he does, after all, have an exclusive line to the White House)... theories will have already begun to emerge on the conspiratorial nature of Glenn Beck's battle with appendicitis.
First, there is the joke by the President of Beck's production company, Christopher Balfe. Balfe is reported as saying that Beck had requested his doctor make a chalk board drawing, presumably to outline the key points in the fight against an out-of-control appendix inflammation.
“Before going under Glenn asked the doctor to draw out the surgery procedure on a blackboard.” Christopher Balfe
Gawker.com has hailed Glenn Beck's appendicitis attack as a valiant murder attempt. In a post entitled "Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him", the Gawker folks lament the fact that the emergency appendicitis attack occurred. Well, actually, they were disappointed it occurred during his radio show since "there is no video of Glenn clutching his abdomen, vomiting, and finally collapsing in pain."
Speaking of heroism, Stu Burguiere, Executive Producer / Head Writer of The Glenn Beck Program, salutes Beck's triumph over-- what freedom-loving Americans can only define as-- a "radical" appendix.
From Stu via Twitter: "Glenn's appendix was a communist revolutionary. He demanded it be immediately removed."
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