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Mickey Rourke's dog dies, hot girls in scary places and the chimp attack 911 call

February 18, 11:39 AMExaminer.com TodayDave Flomberg
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Jacque's fashion editing career was cut tragically short when
he reported spring's new hot look included ridiculous oversized
polka-dot ties and chihuahua-shaped male handbags.

It's okay, we took him to a big farm where he can run all over the place and chase all the cats he wants... er, the dog, not Mickey Rourke
Mickey Rourke's dog Loki, whom the actor thanked at the Golden Globes, has died.

They could have done an entire season on Sarah Palin
The new E! reality show Hot Girls in Scary Places will feature the USC Song Girls. At least they're not wasting money on creativity.

I just like the thought of Palin and Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm going at it in T-shirts and a couple of supersoakers.
Water wars between the states just might beObama's opportunity to be the new Great Uniter.

You know, I was just thinking to myself this morning, where can I go to spend forty bucks on some pop tarts.
This grocer has a lot of the things you can't find anymore at yours... especially, you know, since people decided it might be a good idea to start losing weight.

I think they call it "Celery"
A new device that destroys fat without surgery is en route to America. Which is great, cause we'd totally be willing to trade Richard Simmons for it.

I'm holding out for Super Jewish Banker Brothers
Check out this new indie game, called Super Mafia Land that capitalizes on the Mario Brothers' Italian stereotypes.

Listen to the Chimpanzee attack 911 call here and see the owner interviewed.

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