Queefing vs. farting: South Park sheds light on women's rights

April 2, 9:20 PMLA Singles ExaminerNiki Payne

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It's been less than 24 hours since South Park aired its most recent episode, "Eat, Pray, Queef' and already there has been a Wikipedia page designated for the fourth episode of South Park's thirteenth season. It seemed to have spawned overnight practically.

In case you missed yet another great episode of South Park, here's a sneak peak of the episode in question:

I have to hand it to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of the highest-rated series on Comedy Central. Ironically, the episode received a rather low rating from IGN which referred to the episode as a "textbook example of a disappointing South Park".

South Park's whole take on the feminist movement was absolutely hilarious because the message was so on point concerning the double standards men have for women. 

In the episode, the 'Terrence and Philip' show gets cancelled and replaced by the 'Queef Sisters' which ignites a national movement because the men are incredibly disgusted by queefing women. However, the women argue that queefs are no different than farts, but when one of the girl's at school queefs on Butters' face causing him to get really sick, the men of South Park become so outraged that they take the issue to legislation in an attempt to ban queefing. 

This is probably one of my all-time favorite episodes of South Park right now. I am definitely a huge supporter of the feminist movement, if we are indeed experiencing one. Even so, I really hope that women don't start a real national movement and begin queefing on people's faces or at the dinner table.

I can definitely understand why men might be way grossed out by queefs. Can you imagine being a woman and having a queef spit out your vagina while you're doing the deed? Personally, I think It's mortifying! I get so embarrassed! And by the way, if a man ever farts in front of a woman, he should totally be embarrassed because it's gross, especially if you just started dating.

One boyfriend I had was respectful enough to refrain from farting in my presence, if he could help it, by walking out of the room to fart in another. But then he'd come back with a goofy smile on his face, so after awhile, I caught on and loved him that much more for his thoughtfulness. Unfortunately, women don't exactly have the same luxury since most of us tend to queef when there has been a significant amount of thrusting action going on down there, if you know what I mean.  

If you really want to get technical about it, queefs are definitely just as gross as farts, if not worse, and are essentially farts that come out of your vagina, a vart. Why shouldn't it be under the same category as a fart? The only difference I can think of is the that farts tend to smell, and unless you don't take care of you're lady parts, queefs don't. (Gentlemen, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong since your faces are usually down there the most. ;p )

My favorite part of the episode was probably when Stan's mom and sister started queefing at the dinner table. They started doing it on purpose because they knew it bothered Stan and Randy. 

"How many times have you farted in bed and held my head under the covers?" Sharon argues with Randy, to which he reponds, "That's completely different."

The sad part is that men really do hold women up to such double standards. A male friend of mine even said to me, "How can something so beautiful do something so weird?" 

Well, here's my question for all the men who like asses. WHY? You do realize that farts come out of a woman's ass too, right? So why be an ass man, when you can be a boob man? Boobs don't make any weird noises. 

Queefing and farting are equally gross, but rather than make the offending party feel uncomfortable by laughing about it in their face, just do what I do and pretend not to notice. I think it's a sign of respect not to make the offending party feel more uncomfortable than they already are. 

By the way, can you get pink eye if you get queefed on? We learned from watching Knocked Up that one way to get pink eye is if someone farts in your pillow. Is it safe to assume the same would happen if a girl were to queef on Butters' face? No wonder he got so sick.