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Shia LaBeouf has taken the term 'momma's boy' to a whole new level.
It looks like between working hard on film after film and tending to his injured hand, the Transformers star hasn't had much time to brush up on his interview skills. The proof of that fact is in what is sure to be a much talked about quote in the June issue of Playboy magazine. In it, he says:
Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds.
Wow.. so here's what happened. Shia was all aboard the motherly love train, but at some point that train took a nasty left turn and broke down in Creepytown. This is almost worse than Angelina Jolie's liplock with her brother at the 2000 Oscars.
Dearest Shia-- as a general rule, if you have to use the phrase 'as sick as that sounds,' you're probably better off keeping your mouth shut. We're trying really hard to focus on the 'awww' factor instead of the 'ugh!' factor, but it's really, really hard. We're just going to hope Shia was on some sort of pain meds at the time and try not to speak of this ever, ever again.