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Sarah Palin (Source: AP)
The Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin is Resigning....
10.Her mounting legal bills make it difficult to relax on her porch and stare at Russia.
9. She wants to raise Michael Jackson's children.
8. To pursue her goal of becoming a Tina Fey impersonator.
7. She wants to take time to learn all of her children's names.
6. Has an opportunity to teach "winking 101" at Harvard's political science department.
5. After returning all of her campaign attire, she's out of things to wear.
4. To start her own line of lip stick for pitbulls.
3. Wants to pick off David Letterman with a rifle from a helicopter.
2. To join forces with Mike Huckabee and host the most conservative and bizarre talk show on Fox.
1. To run for President of the United States.
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