Does anal cost extra?
When Ebay delicately told Natalie Dylan that the item she wanted to auction wasn’t, er, appropriate, she didn’t get discouraged. Instead the 22-year-old sought acceptance at Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch, where the empathetic owner agreed to help Natalie sell her virginity through his brothel’s website.
Natalie, who has remained about as modest and demure as a triple-pronged vibrator in the wake of the ensuing media storm, insists that she’s auctioning off her cherry for the sole purpose of paying for her master’s degree. Hoping to get at least $1 million dollars when she embarked on her vulva-centered mission, the bidding has now reached well over $3.8 million. But according to Natalie, it’s not all about the money. “I’m hoping to meet a nice guy, too.” While I hate to be the bearer of bad news to a bright-eyed coed seeking a nice guy in the form of a stranger writing a check for her vagina, the man that pays $3.8 million for that privilege is going to want his money’s worth. For that kind of cash, you can bet he’s going to play the back nine and break out the fetishes outlawed in forty-eight states. There’s going to be a camcorder, a goat, and a Jell-O wrestling ring with a midget. It'll be a well-earned $3.8 million.
Denis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, is eager to help his pure young client’s academic dreams come true. "I think it's a tremendous idea,” he told reporters. “Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education?"
But ponder this query: If she’s simply a shy young coed that wants only to pay for a college education, why did she leap at the chance to appear on Howard Stern, continue to post provocative photos of herself online, and recently ink a book deal?
In these tough economic times, buying virginity is hard on the wallet, which is why I think it’s only fair to offer sex patrons a more budget friendly option in the $300,000 range. But there’s still no word yet on whether Denis Hof will offer my suggested “sloppy seconds” package, which would include a can of Lysol and some wet naps.
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She won't go through with it. It's the book deal that matters. She gets her 15 seconds of fame, makes her bundle and (one hopes) invests it wisely. Who needs a masters degree?
All you need is your virginity!
All you need is your virginity!
What makes anyone think that the whole "Natalie Dylan" thang is something other than a well-executed PR stunt.
Natalie Dylan isn't her real name. There is no proof that anyone has bid anything to take her virginity. I'll believe it when I see it ... but if I had to bet, I'd bet the media has been suckered on this. Bigtime.
What makes anyone think that the whole "Natalie Dylan" thang is something other than a well-executed PR stunt.
Natalie Dylan isn't her real name. There is no proof that anyone has bid anything to take her virginity. I'll believe it when I see it ... but if I had to bet, I'd bet the media has been suckered on this. Bigtime.
Whether it's a PR stunt or the real thing, this girl is the last thing American preteens need to see right now. She says she's doing it to get a master's degree, but instead of wallowing in media attention over her decision to sell her body, why doesn't she get student loans or work her way through college like my classmates and I did?
I'm guessing the young woman at issue here is seeking an MBA? She's certainly a natural for marketing. As far as "American values" prostitution has been around far longer than the good ol' US of A. If prostitution were going to destroy this country, it would be long dead.
Personally, I find far more value in sex as a way to cement a committed relationship, but I realize my attitude is now definitely in the minority.
And if she is one of the large number of people for whom sex is simply slippery fun, then she might just as well, as someone else said, get valuta for what a lot of young woman lose in the back seat of a car. Call it her way of "working her way through school.
Alissa, you ask why this girl doesn't take out student loans like you did? I've got to be honest, her idea's a lot more economically sound than yours. At least she's spending money that's hers. There's nothing quite like getting out of 4+ years of school, excited about starting a new career, only to have to start paying on a 10-15 year loan. I know people who paid less for their home than they did for their education. Sounds like this Natalie Dylan could pay for both and still come out ahead.
In France more and more young Muslim girls are having surgery to have a new hymen, so with with a couple of trips to France, who needs education really? Of course it will be harder to sell when forty. Why isn't she in jail for soliciting? After all plenty of jailbirds got a law degree doing time.
Ur right, the top bidder wants to mae a deflowering video (very sad/bad genre). I've been in contact with her since September (exchanged many emails) and suggested that she goes through with the video, which she does NOT wanna do, by tattooing "666isMONEY" appropriately so she can mae this into something politically significant . . . IMO: with all the worldwide publicity she's getting, we could save the world!
Is there anything left on earth without a price tag?
Stuff like this makes me wonder if maybe capitalism wasn't such a hot idea after all.
Come on ppl, Wake the heck up. If this "Prostitute"(only call it like I see it.) Gets anywhere near 3.8 mil for her clam she will never last 2 years in school.(If she had ever planned to at all.) Think about it, Do you know the kind of snickering and pointing will be going on at that school every time she walks down the hall? And if she does attend school We'll have another proud graduate of the University of Pheonix. I bet this chick bows out just before the fisting starts or before. She is just playing to all personallity. Here's my bet, She bow's out spouting some moral delema or her old dead religious grandma's turning and tossing corpse and then gets Oral Roberts or some other Gullible shmuck to fit the bill because she's a good girl when you get down to it.. I say horse $#!T. Put her mug on "Retards caught on tape." or "Cop's: Hookers hooked on idiotic idea's" She is now going on my wall of shame next to M.J and O.J.......Please I hope she gets vaginal warts.
Almost 4 mil? Are you kidding me? You can sooo much more for that money. Hell, take a quick holiday to Thailand.
Nobody with that poor a commercial sense could have enough to money to actually afford a 4 million dollar whore
I think people calling her a whore are being a little unfair. Technically, the description fits, but there are people out there that sell much more important parts of themselves, for far less money: their ethics, their scruples, and their soul. What's worse:
1) A girl getting $4 million for some lovin'.
2) Or... a corporate CEO making that much yearly in bonuses for running sweatshops full of 10 year old kids in the Far East, making shoddy, dangerous products for consumers?
3) Or... the juvenile court judges who recently admitted to taking kickbacks from prison companies for sentencing kids to prison time over non-issues (like setting up a MySpace page lampooning a principal)?
Well, I bet the guy who paid 3.8M will give her a hell of education! Haha
simply put, this girl is a skank prostituting herself for media attention. she probably has no intentions on getting a masters degree nor has she ever. if she could afford to get her Bachelor's degree (which obviously you need to have before obtaining a Masters) so what is the deal with the all of sudden I have no money for my Masters? What is this world coming to? What a great and honorable thing the dude at the bunny ranch is doing too, I wonder if he'd be singing a different tune if it were his daughter prostituting her kitty.
well, it's hers to peddle, right? it hardly matters why you've decided to sell your tail once you've decided to sell it- why not make a pile? I don't have a problem with this.
but then the most I ever got offered was $300.00.
I make more as a mechanic <g>
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