Promotional poster for Hustler Video's This Ain't Avatar XXX, due September 2010.
In January, many media outlets around the world couldn't resist making puns on the news that Hustler Video would be tackling James Cameron's sci-fi blockbuster Avatar with a new 3-D porn parody: The world's favorite blue movie was going blue.
In the original film, Jake Sully (played by Sam Worthington) "mates" with Neytiri (played by Zoe Saldana), one of the Na'Vi people he has been sent to try to persuade to leave an area that is to be clear-cut by his bosses. The DVD release fills in some of the gaps with a Na'Vi sex scene not included in the theatrical release, but if even that didn't go far enough for all you freaky fanboys, fangirls, and alien sex fetishists, the Hustler Video parody promises to leave even less to the imagination.
Hustler's parody was directed by Axel Braun and stars Misty Stone, Chris Johnson, Chanel Preston, Nicki Hunter, Evan Stone, Lexington Steele, Danica Dillan, Eric Swiss, Dale DaBone, and Juelz Ventura (see slideshow below for a sneak peek at the makeup and special effects work).
One thing is certain: As with most of these blue porn parodies, Hustler is definitely going to be making some green with this one – Porn parodies have been a boon for the adult entertainment industry, and, as you may remember, the James Cameron film made nearly $2 billion.
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Comments
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OK admit it, INTERNET. Youre going to see this thing for everything its worth
You know for something with the potential for such profit (even with 4/5 people pirating it) ... you would think just a teensy bit of thought with go into the parody names.
This Ain't.... god a 5 yr old could do better. Think Shaving Ryan's Privates or such. Lazy ass smut peddlers I know horny = stupid but you even overdid that.
[size=4][b]Hustler - This Ain't Avatar XXX[/b]
[img]http://img1.immage.de/2909fdb028b300.jpg[/img]
[b]Description:[/b]
Producing any parody of the #1 highest-grossing film ever released is an impressive task. Producing an adult parody? Even more monumental an undertaking and Hustler Video has produced their highest-budgeted production to date! Enter the lust driven world of This Aint Avatar XXX sit back, relax, and enjoy an experience like you ve never had before!
[b]Genres:[/b]
Hardcore,Parody,Blowjob,Facial,NaturalBreasts,Sci-Fi
[b]Release Date:[/b]September 28, 2010[/size]
[size=4][color=red]Scene 1[/color]: [color=green]Colonel Quarich asks Trudy if she's willing to be his eyes on Panswhora. Apparently, she's also willing to be his pussy in the ops center![/color][/size]
[img]http://img2.immage.de/290953fd07thisaintavatarxxxs.jpg[/img]
[b]Download:[/b]
[code]http://www.fileserve.com/file/EXrHNPk/This_Aint_Avatar_XXX.wmv[/code]
[color=blue][b][size=4]P/s: Uploading scene 2.Pls reply to keep topic alive[/size][/b][/color]
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