As Howard Stern goes, so goes America which doesn't bode well for this season's Dancing with the Stars ratings. Stern reviewed the new DWTS Season 11 line up on Tuesday morning's Howard Stern Show and called it"a disaster".
See the full cast list for Dancing with the Stars Season 11 with photos here
"Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson. I'll be fast forwarding through her," said Stern scanning the list.
"Retired NFL quarterback Kurt Warner. I'll be fast forwarding through him."
"Singer Brandy Norwood," announced Stern tepidly. "I don't even know who that is."
Stern labeled the one good "get" as 'Dirty Dancing' actress Jennifer Grey, but didn't indicate her kitsch factor would be enough to keep him tuning in.
See photos of the Dancing with the Stars Season 11 cast here
"Who's the hot chick?" asked Howard Stern aloud. "There is none. They need a hot chick. This is a disaster. They might have lost me. If they lose me, they lose America and I think I'm done."
To make matters worse, Stern's favorite professional DWTS dancer Edyta Sliwinska announced she was quitting the show. Howard Stern has repeatedly identified Sliwinska as his favorite DWTS dancer to pleasure himself to before bed.
"This cast?" said Stern. "The hottest chick on there is The Situation."
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Howard's opinion does not reflect the main stream America. Plus, those that do listen to his show (which reflect his ratings) aren't listening because they necessarily value his opinion.
Howard Stern is America's most arrogant asshole. Oh wait, he must be competing with our lying asshole president whose Muslim and doesn't have the balls to admit it.
First of all...Obama is not a Muslim. I wish he were anything nut another Christian
We've had way too many Christian presidents as it is. I wish he had the balls to be agnostic. Next point, I think Glenn Beck is way more arrogant
The dude compares himself to great or at least noted historical figures and says that he is a prophet. Of course, he has also said that he is an entertainer who says thongs to make people love or hate him. Last point, albeit minor, you meant to say "who's Muslim" as in who is Muslim. You used the interrogative whose.
I have never watched a season, but I'm definitely watching this season. I love the cast! Howard Stern is a perverted jerk anyway. Who would take his opinion seriously?
i will aways watch it,but idon't like the cast this season
As usual, he's dead right.
I'm just hearing now that Edyta has quit!!! I love her too! What a disappointment! I can't say I blame her though, they always give her someone crappy to teach and give Cheryl all the good partners.
I totally agree with Howard, There is not one good trainwreck in the bunch. I would have watched it if they gave us Octomom or Kirstie Alley. There is Hasselhoff which is like the male version of Paula Abdul but even he is not enough to get me to watch this season.
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