Connecticut had lost a great many people on 9/11 and so it is good news that justice had been served with the demise of Osama bin-Laden at the hands of American forces.
Osama bin-Laden apparently left a message for his children and one of the items was making the right career choice. He was also sorry that he didn't spend enough time with them because his work made him travel a lot. It's some consolation that he would have some regrets about his life and pass some bit of reason. We hope the list was extensive and included things like using grooming tools more and not stray too far from indoor plumbing.
If bin-Laden hadn't chosen a violent path he might have been something. He after all was a rich anti-American and even though liberals aren't anti-American themselves they still adore those who are like George Soros, Fidel Castro and Michael Moore. He would have been a big hit at Hollywood parties and charity events where celebrities show up wearing Gucci and Yves St. Laurent. Osama bin-Laden when asked, what are you wearing, would have said "old testament" and then posed for photos with Richard Gere or Bono.
I think we can deduce just a little bit what his letter might have said:
By now you know the news. If you get anything out of this it's be careful in choosing a career path. If I weren't hard of hearing I would have taken the advice of a friend some time ago when I embarked on this al-Qaeda thing. He said I would end up a chump...he really said chum. Now I know better.
What was I thinking? They say set goals and make them high. So what do I do? I set out to destroy the United States of America. Sure, it's possible...yea right. I always fashioned myself a contrarian to the infidels to end. For example they like to say be 'careful of what you wish for'. I think the opposite is true in that be careful fo the things you don't wish for. I used to joke that I needed a Navy Seal like a need a hole in my head...see what I mean? Don't listen to the infidels.
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