Jamba Juice Secret Menu
Who doesn’t love the mystique of going to In ‘n’ Out, winking at the cashier, and ordering your burger “Animal Style.” You know the code word, the inside lingo; you are in on the underground burger black market. Even though you could’ve just ordered extra pickles and grilled onions, it’s so much more fun to use the “secret” menu. Now you can do the same thing at Jamba Juice and actually order something that no one else can order without the cool code words for the Jamba Juice secret menu.
Jamba juice has over thirty smoothies that never made it to the menu or have been discontinued for various reasons. Most of the time these secret smoothies are just too high in calories and generally bad for you to be sold at a health food restaurant. Employees have the recipes to all of these but are not allowed to answer questions about them or make them unless you specifically ask for one of these forbidden but delicious smoothies.
Beware: Most of these smoothies skimp on the fruit and are mostly sorbets, sherbets and juices, but what they take away from the amount of clothes that fit you in your closet, they give back in some of the most mouth-watering, delicious, and complex sweet fruity flavors you can get on the go.
- Blue Gummi Bear
- Chocolate Gummi Bear
- Green Gummi Bear
- Pink Gummi Bear
- Red Gummi Bear
- White Gummi Bear
- Andres' Surprise
- Apple Pie
- Berry Depressing
- Blue-Topia
- Butterfingers
- Chocolate covered Strawberries
- Dirty Orgasm
- Fruity Pebbles
- White Fruity Pebbles
- Pink Fruity Pebbles
- Hello Jesus
- Reese pieces
- San Diego
- Skittles
- Sourpatch Kid
- Starburst [aka Pink Star]
- Lemonade Lightnin'
- Strawberries Dreamin'
- Strawberries Lightnin'
- Strawberry Shortcake
- Sunny Delight
- Thank You Jesus
- Tootsie Roll
- Tropical Tango
- Melonade wave
- Now and Later
- Orange Dream Machine
- Pacific Passion
- Peanut Butter and Jelly
- Penis Shooter
- Pineapple Dreamin'
- Rainbow Sherbert
- Raspberry Dreamin'
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More:
- Check out some of the Recipes for these Secret Jamba Juice Smoothies
- Check out the Full In-N-Out Secret Menu
- Check out the Starbucks Secret Menu
- Check out the Chiptle Secret Menu
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Comments
since when is JJ a health food restaurant? puh-leeze!
puh leeze like realy u serious maybe your not healthy but you dont care huh everything u eat have fat so yeah.
I agree Jerry. I see health nuts and bodybuilders go into Jamba and order power size pink star smoothies with a protein boost. Just because it has protein doesn't mean its not basically a milkshake with less dairy and more sugar.
i love the red gummi so get it bitch .... on mom's
f--k you ass crack and your moms with my white gummi penis-shooter all up in her dirty orgasms fool!!!
What does San Diego taste like?
whats in a dirty orgasm?
leprechaun juice
Screaming Orgasm
Original Size:
12 oz peach juice
Two Green Scoops of:
-pineapple sherbet
One Green Scoop of:
-Strawberries
-Mangos (light)
(dirty orgasm same thing)
What does a penis shooter have in it?!
what is the penis shooter?
to Bob: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to
this is riddiculous! I work at Jamba juice and there is no such thing as a "penisshooter" or "dirty orgasm" the only thing we had remotely similar were fem boost which were ofcoarse dicontinued. and jamba juice is quit healthy for have you not heard of our all fruit smoothies or jamba lights, but everyone likes to treat themselves as well which is why we have pp&j and soupatch
okay dude everyones ordered those before so dont say theres no such thing
wat in the hell is a orgasm smoothie
the penis shooter sounds sooo good (======8
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all of you guys are dumb, just making alot of smoothies up. jamba is such a rip off and liers. f$%k jamba its all about starbucks!!!!
coffee is bad for you dumbass
8===D SHOOTER??? !!?
DIANE is a bitch, get a grip psycho its just a drink. and god damn theyre tasty!!!
i wonder whats in it
Well if your exercising or working out enough, it probably doesn't matter where you go out to indulge in a drink.
What the hell is in a "penis shooter"? I work at Jamba Juice i've never heard of this smoothie. perverted customers lol
i work at jamba juice nd there is a such thing as a penis shooter ok... but we dnt hold the recipe for it cuz its on the secret menu list nd its the customers responsibilitie too bring in the recipe, we only hold common drink recipies nd the others they have to bring in ...its like a hidden treasure for our customers........thats why its called the "secret menu"
Hi lorraine
penisshooter? whats that?
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the penis shooter is so good!
Is there rly a penis shooter
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what is the penis shooter?
i think i spelled my name wrong.... n e ways fruity pebbles and pink star are the best
all you guys are fkn retarded!!
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is push pop really a flavor cus they dont have it mentioned on here
ur a retard,u want ppl to go to the store and make a fool of them selves
jackass
i want jamba juice now!
Bagels are good for the heart!!!
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