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I laughed when someone first told me this so I wanted ot share it. First off, for those who aren't aware, Brian "Head" Welch is the former KoRn guitarist that left the band once he formed a relationship with "God". Since then he has been baptized in the Jordan River, released an album and wrote a book.
In a 2005 interview Brian said (in regard to how much he obeys "God"), "For example, the Jesus tattoo on my hand keeps me from masturbating and I haven't been with a woman since my ex-wife left me almost five years ago. I go to those extremes to be like Christ and it works for me."
If you would like another laugh, here's a video for you. Now the message is decent. He's trying to help keep people off drugs and that's good. However, this video is a bit odd and the lyrics aren't exactly the work of a master lyricist.
Head says, "The video is a very realistic look at the addiction and where it will lead you if you get hooked."
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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What happens if I have Jesus tattooed on my junk? And then I wanted to hug Jesus? Just grab him and squeeze him and make everything ok? Would that be appropriate? Anyone?
Is this thing on?
Yeah Head's solo album sucked I really didn't expect anything from it anyways,also I also thought this was kinda funny too since we're on the subject of korn.there was an excerpt in spin magazine about fieldy's book ,got the life : my journey of adiction,faith,recovery and korn (he's a born again christian too) it said "I began wetting my shorts several times a day. I looked down and realized 'this sucks' it was uncool. I was too young to be peeing my pants." he was talking about his alcoholism ,on second thought it's kinda sad...
Ugh, yeah. I went and took a look at the book when it first came out. First thing you see when you open it is a excerpt from the bible.
What a nut job. No sex in five years, and he's talking to people about masturbating. Another Liar For Jesus.
Trading in one addiction for another. Both of them severely mess with your mind.
thats crazy, ive been jerking off to this picture of jesus for years. Guess I got it backwards
That's the best thing I've heard all day. haha
I, too, tried to fight Satan's temptation to masturbate by tattooing the name of Jesus on myself, but it wasn't on my hand.
I wonder if anything's tattooed on his *left* hand? That's better anyway - makes it feel like someone else is doing it!
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