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Where's Waldo And The Pain Inverter Nobel Prize For Idiotic Inventions Speech Impediment Program.
Where’s Waldo noticed that the real world is such a crazy place where pain is at the center of most people’s lives. People begin experiencing pain from the very moment they see the light until their last dying breath.
Although pain is a negative aspect in our daily lives it also plays an essential role in allowing us to live a longer and more pleasant existence. As a matter a fact people who lose sensitivity in particular parts of their body are more likely to injure themselves in those particular regions.
Pain is the body’s way of saying, (Hey something is wrong with you, get it checked or react pronto!). Unfortunately in some cases pain is a chronic occurrence and even if one wanted to act upon it, there is really nothing that can be done.
For those unfortunate individuals the only thing that medicine has come up with after so many years of research is the prescription of pain killers. This is a real problem due to the fact that pain killers are highly addictive and aren’t a cure to the problem.
Pain killers are simply a form of temporary relief that often can cause serious damage to one’s body over time especially if used frequently enough.
It is an absolute insult to one’s intelligence that people fund pointless projects such as this one that even got the Nobel prize when there are so many diseases and far more urgent matters that should be resolved in our world!
What a total waste of resources thought Waldo when he heard about this in the news,
( Acoustics: Kazutaka Kurihara and Koji Tsukada for creating the SpeechJammer — a machine that disrupts a person's speech, by making them hear their own spoken words at a very slight delay. ).http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ig_Nobel_Prize_winners#2012
If scientists such as the above mentioned bothered to create something more useful such as a pain inverter imagine how much better life would be on our planet! Imagine if you could install a chip in your brain that could disable your pain permanently as well as invert it. Wouldn’t you rather break a bone and feel pleasure rather then pure agony?
Imagine what such a kind of invention would do for women in labor, cancer patients and generally our every day lives? Think of the potential use of this invention for the army. Our soldiers would go into battle stronger, less fearful and even all forms of torture would be rendered useless.
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One simple invention could erase half of the world’s problems and make every aspect of life that much easier. Imagine what it could do for athletes who struggle with injuries or the average Joe who needs to do heavy lifting at work. It may even cure some forms of physical based depression and render doing drugs obsolete. Imagine how much saver our neighborhoods would be without druggies and gangsters!
Waldo would love to hear your thoughts on the subject so please don’t hesitate to email him at marvimation@gmail.com Images coming soon!!
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