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Rally to Restore Sanity - Jon Stewart's closing speech (full text)

Jon Stewart says the Rally made him feel good all over.
Jon Stewart says the Rally made him feel good all over.
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  • Alienist 5 years ago

    As always, Jon's words are on target, filled with his powerful wit as well.

  • Ksenia 5 years ago

    Thanks for the transcript, that is a powerful message, but please fix all of the grammatical errors! It's = it is; its = possessive. You're = you are; your = possessive. Example:
    "The press can hold its magnifying..."
    "Your presence was what I wanted"

  • manishboy 5 years ago

    o thanks, grammer douche

  • gib 5 years ago

    That's "grammar". ;-)

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    Liz Brown 5 years ago

    The lady makes a reasonable request. A man as eloquent as Jon Stewart should be quoted with proper grammar. Yesterday, I might have lashed out at a comment like this, but today I took it as a helpful suggestion thanks to the new "culture of sanity". Cue "What a Wonderful World"...

    -Colbert Examiner

  • Glinner 5 years ago

    I agree with grammar douche (fixed your spelling). Mistakes like that are annoying and make you look stupid.

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    Liz Brown 5 years ago

    Thank you for your constructive and insightful comment.

  • whatme 5 years ago

    it's "fix your spelling" not "fixed your spelling" (Fixed=past tense)

  • Dumb 5 years ago

    its fixt you fuck1ng idi0t.

  • Craig Alan Schiller 5 years ago

    It was painful to read because of all the errors. It distracted from the message. Good show! Do you not have an editor?

  • Jodo Kast 5 years ago

    You are missing the point of the article because of grammar or spelling mistakes? That shows you have a mental deficiency. Aspergers, perhaps?

  • Not the grammar police. 5 years ago

    Y'all missed the point, I see. I'm all for good grammar. This appears to be an un-edited transcription of what was said. A little patience and forbearance will do us all good. They will fix it in due time.

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    Liz Brown 5 years ago

    Kisses! :)

  • Eric Seaholm 5 years ago

    These words of Jon's are wise. Wonderful to see sensibility inhabit the bully pulpit. Consider my sanity restored.

  • VA Democrat 5 years ago

    THe rally was a hoot. I saw every socioeconomic class and race there except old white people dragging oxygen bottles. Oh, if Stewart had applied for a better permit, perhaps the down escilators in the Metro would have been working.

  • Reno_Dave 5 years ago

    Bland pap from an intelligent, but deluded comedian.

  • Jason F 5 years ago

    Stewart's the everyman, and his words sum up my thoughts and feelings more eloquently than I could have. Plus he makes me giggle.

  • singlemaltVic 5 years ago

    You know what!...If John Stewart Stops Bashing the Bushes and Palins ..then maybe i would respect him ...otherwise he is just a Liberal with stupid remarks...

  • JNeima 5 years ago

    I agree with you SingleMV......

  • Anonymous 5 years ago

    As Jon said about the folks entering the tunnel, "why don't you go first?"

  • Jimmy Wray 5 years ago

    Lets be honest, if you dislike someone and bash them, for bashing others.... you make yourself no different from them. Why can't you respect his opinion even though it does not agree with yours. The US prides its self on diversity, which is allowing other cultures to be even is you disagree.

  • susan smith 5 years ago

    Your rally was prophetic ! Restore the Sanity !

  • Anonymous 4 years ago

    i can not believe he relly did that!America is awesome!

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