Popular blogger Perez Hilton has just shocked the world -- and Twitter at large -- by posting a photo of his new baby son, without providing much additional information. Chiefly -- the baby's name, birth date, the mother and whether or not the baby was adopted or if Hilton used a surrogate -- pop into this reporter's mind, along with a bunch more queries.
"I am ready to announce that earlier this month I was blessed with the birth of my first child, a beautiful and healthy baby boy - with lots of hair on his tiny head!" exclaimed the man whose real name is Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr., one who adopted a moniker close to Paris Hilton, whom he loves.
The irony is not lost on this entertainment writer that Perez, who loves to dig into the lives of celebrities and draw crazy white-brushed additions over photos atop snarky comments is seemingly being demure on the questions on the minds of those like me who didn't expect this news.
Who is the baby's mother? Who is Perez Hilton's partner? Was this baby adopted or birthed from a surrogate mother, and who is she?
Alas, we need an investigative and snarky blogger like Perez to uncover and unveil more of the mystery he’s just unleashed.
Twitter, meanwhile, is lighting up with plenty of comments on the topic of Hilton's new child -- those ranging from shock to delight to congratulations and beyond:
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