Here’s a silly little item from a conspiracy theory website, see if you can spot the lapse in logic. The author wants us to think that the tragic death of actor Paul Walker in a car crash over the weekend was part of a grand conspiracy:
Paul Walker and his friend were killed shortly after they discovered a conspiracy to supply victims of Typhon Haiyan with a prototype permanent birth control drug hidden in medicinal supplies and food aid. They had a damning recording and they were on their way to rendezvous with an ally who would have helped them get in touch with the right people. Turns out they were betrayed and someone rigged their car’s breaks to malfunction after a certain speed.
Now that the loose end has been tied up, and the recording destroyed, the people responsible have nothing to fear as this will become another “conspiracy theory” no one will take seriously.
Well, not so fast. There is one more loose end and that is of the author who happens to know everything about what Walker was to reveal and has also uncovered the plot to murder the poor guy. The “people responsible” ought to have something to fear because they’ve been exposed and the author now has the whole thing on the internet. As for no one taking it seriously, this is wrong too because it is a conspiracy theory and there is a whole swath of unthinking misfits that now believe it. You would think the author would go into hiding or at least check his or her brakes.
The website is called, Before it’s News, and it’s very popular. The list of articles it has are on UFO’s, “The Pope on End Times” and implanted Obamacare computer chips where the government can spy on us because we are so interesting to look at.
On the Walker tragedy they show a video and a photo of a Porsche Carrera crashing into a wall and then a photo of the Walker crash and what do you know, they look nothing like each other. What does this mean? The author doesn’t say but the inference is this is not what it seems, I guess, and this is proof of a worldwide conspiracy to prevent Philippines from reproducing. Presumably, if you want to take over the world, it's best to have the least amount of Philippino's as possible.
But then that would undermine the idea that the brakes on the Walker Porsche was sabotaged, wouldn’t it? There's one thing we can be sure of and that is the author nor anyone else associated with this website believe any of it and have mastered the technique of fooling a great many people who like to think they are aware of secret societies and plots and they are of only a few smart ones who know all about it.