Ok ladies – If you are fed up with your significant other constantly gawking at every gal that walks by, today may be your lucky day! January 8th is National Man Watcher’s Day. While this day comes but once a year, this annual holiday provides the perfect opportunity for us gals to finally turn the tables on our male counterparts! Yep, it’s finally our turn to publicly and proudly admire the male species in all their magnificent glory! And unlike some of our less tactful male friends, there is no need to be rude or crude about it either. Just profess your admiration for men and sit back and enjoy the view!
Although the origins of this holiday are unknown, chances are pretty good a woman came up with the idea. On second thought, perhaps it was man in a heap load of trouble trying to make amends? While “Men Watcher’s Day” would be way more fun than the singular “Man Watcher’s Day”, – hey, it’s a start!
How to Celebrate National Man Watcher’s Day
In order to get the biggest bang for your “buck” today, don’t tell your significant other it’s National Man Watcher’s Day. To him, today is just another ordinary day. Be sure to fess up after you celebrate.
- Get out of the house and enjoy the “scenery!” Whether you go for a leisurely stroll, a ride in the car or a nice long lunch, chances are pretty good you’ll run into a man or two along the way. And when one comes along, go ahead and gawk. Heck, feel free to drool! Just make sure you aren’t as discreet as you normally are!
- Take (drag) your significant other (SO) to the mall for some much needed “shopping.” When you’ve picked up everything you need, park yourself in the seating area of the mall and just wait and watch. Just be sure to share all of your keen observations with your SO. “He looks like he really works out, doesn’t he honey?” or “Wow, I love those tight-fitting jeans he is wearing, don’t you?” or how about “I wonder what he does to keep those guns in such fine form at his age?” Get the picture?
- Offer to take your man out for lunch or dinner. Be sure to comment on the waiters or chef’s fine physical attributes and/or God-given talents!
- Call up your BFF’s and tell them you are going hunting! Meet at a public place and enjoy!
- Know of any busy construction sites? Bring your hard hats and whistles!
- If your New Year’s resolution included a membership to a fitness club or gym – ‘nuff said!
- Read aloud “Is it Normal for Men to Ogle Women?”
- Crank up Halls & Oates popular single, “Maneater.”
Today is also Bubble Bath Day. Enjoy!
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