So many jokes are made of chickens crossing the road.
One British company that caters to the urban hen-thusiast has decided it's not a yolk-ing matter (seriously, Omelet's pun!) and has now marketed the idea of safety gear for lane-challenging layers.
Omelet offers the High-Vis jacket in day-glow yellow or pink with NASA-engineered insulation lining, these vests sport a reflective stripe in case your petulant Petunia wanders far enough across the way that dusk sets upon her.
Running about $20 each, these jackets double as a safety cover from an enthusiastic rooster or an overwhelming molt, too. Reception for this product is brilliantly strong, as both colors are currently out of stock!