The Zombieland Rule #2: Double Tap hat

Because they all look dead. ThinkGeek

You trust and practice the sacred rules of Zombieland – I know because you’d be a zombie otherwise – but does the Hillbilly Guy in your survivor party? What about that woman sprinting down the street, does she know she’s employing Rule #1?

With a new ThinkGeek Double Tap hat proudly displayed, you can let everyone in on the secrets of Zombieland survival (or at least one of the secrets) without ever having to open your big mouth. Which is useful since Hillbilly Guy doesn't take kindly to well-intentioned suggestions.

And maybe the hat will give you like a +1/2 defense to head-biting… who knows.

Recognize, Revitalize, Actionize.