“Harnessing the awesome power of zombies; it’s not just to run away from anymore.”
Democratic candidate Vermin Supreme gives hope that our country’s leaders might just see the future for the rotting, bloodhungry nightmare that it is. He runs on a platform of lessening the demand for foreign oil (among other things) by hitching tireless zombies to giant turbines that will convert shambling into electricity. He promises this will be accomplished by, “Lot’s of zombies… that we’ll sort-of dangle brains in front of…”
If, in these unfortunate times, only one candidate acknowledges the coming deademic, then that’s the president for me. And any true survivor. But Mr. Supreme takes it a step further. Not only does he recognize zombies as a threat, he makes use of them as sources of clean energy. It’s power run by the dead, driven by the dead – assuming the aforementioned brains are coming from the recently deceased – the ones that don’t get up.
Who can say if it would be as simple as all that, but at least it’s a start. Preparation is key, and this is the first evidence of any presidential hopeful making plans to assuage the blight in any way. The solution's a little aftermathy from a prepper perspective, as we should aim at pre rather than post-zombie, but at least it's something.
Vermin Supreme doesn’t care which party you’re with – he ran republican last time – all he wants is healthier gums, ponies, a clean, sustainable energy source fueled by zombies, and of course, your vote.
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