Nothing says, "Hey baby, can I get your number?" like zombies. At least that's what the creators of a new
The app, titled "Zombie Pickup Lines" is exactly what you think. Every time you touch the button in the app, it gives you a new zombie-themed pickup line. Nothing complicated, just a simple pickup-line generator, useful for all your undead dating needs.
Lines like "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me and let me eat it?" and "I love you for your brain" aren't far from what a living male would say to an attractive female in a crowded bar, and perhaps that's what makes "Zombie Pickup Lines" so funny. Whether he's a zombie or just an average guy, his pickup line tells you he really only wants one thing.
Stay informed, stay alive: You can get version 1.0 of "Zombie Pickup Lines" for free at www.whatsoniphone.com.
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Good to know guys (undead and otherwise) haven't changed since I was 20. Which was about 30 years ago.
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