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Can't afford the new Zoom Kobe IV? Try eBay.
Struggling to find that perfect gift for the Laker fan in your life? Are you looking for something more than just a jersey or a foam finger?
Inspired by the seller who is auctioning off a $100,000 Kobe Bryant signed wooden tennis racket and dinner with Kobe at Carl's Jr., I went to the one place where you can be sure to find unique and interesting gifts for this holiday season: eBay.
In case your gift limit is slightly less than $100K, here are a few items you might want to consider bidding on:
Lakers Official Good Luck Garden Gnome - just keep it as far away from the Celtics Lawn Jockey as possible.
Lakers Small Dog Jersey Shirt - at least this best friend will agree with you that the Lakers shouldn't have signed Andrew Bynum to that extension.
Lakers Christmas Santa Hat - if Santa was a Laker, he'd definitely wear this hat...and he would let the elves get to the basket at will despite a considerable height advantage.
Lakers Reusable Grocery Bag - because everybody who's buying Hot Pockets at 3 for $5.00 wants to be reminded that Chris Mihm is making $2.5 million this season.
Lakers Hardhat- hey...it's earthquake season, you can never be too careful.
Lakers Mr. Potato Head - I hate to say it, but this bears a striking resemblance to Lamar Odom.
Lakers Lighter/Belt Buckle - suddenly my idea for a wrist watch/nail clipper combo isn't looking so far-fetched.
Kobe Bryant Game Used Shorts - each shipment comes with a complimentary bottle of Febreze.
So this holiday season, give your loved ones a gift that won't end up being re-gifted or placed delicately on top of the pile of junk in the garage.
But just in case I haven't inspired you enough, I'll let the sweet sounds of Weird Al Yankovic take it home:
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