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In what we here at the Trends, Lifestyles and Desperation Desk are calling a "sad and pathetic ploy for page views," we thought we'd take a look at the season's sluttiest Halloween costumes. Because if you're going to hell anyway, shouldn't you go in style?
A couple of the popular choices:
Slave Leia: guaranteed to keep Han from going Solo. (Wow. I can't believe I just typed that.)
Slutty Batwoman and Slutty Robin. (Not shown: slavering pack of geek followers.)
The naughty French maid. Always a classic. And an irresistible fantasy for most 20something guys -- hot girl, plus a chance at basic cleanliness.
Of course, you can't apply the "slut" template to every Halloween costume, as this gallery of bad choices demonstrates. Osama Bin Naughty, anyone? No? Didn't think so.
OK. I have to shower now. I feel dirty.
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