
Well, this should make some people's heads explode.
The intrepid Peter Larsen, AKA Ol' Pedro, has the scoop: Froglike defender of the First Amendment and porno king Larry Flynt will make a movie about Sarah Palin, starring Huntington Beach resident Lisa Ann.
Not sure if Lisa Ann was paid $3000.00, which was the rate Flynt reportedly advertised on Craigslist for a Palin look-alike. But she told Larsen the skin flick will also feature porn stars playing characters based on Hillary Clinton, Condoleezza Rice, and Bill O'Reilly.
The title, in case you're looking for this at the video store in a week or so? Larsen gives us a clue:
Because Pedro wants to keep his job, we’ll just give you clues to the movie’s typically punny porn title: two words, the first a carpentry-based euphemism for sex, the second being “Paylin,” a mispelling perhaps to dodge any legal assaults.
I would have gone with "Drill, Baby Drill," but that's just me.
(Found via Fishbowl LA. Thanks, Mayrav!)