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It's a well known fact that ladies need loving too. If that loving comes in the form of geeky underwear wrapped all pretty under the tree for your sweetie, you're certainly a mack of the female geek population and should be treated as such. Spicing things up in the bedroom for geek couples has never been easier. So, it is with humility and a profound sense of pride that I offer the best gamer and geek underthings for the ladies.
Unfortunately no longer available, these classic Nintendo controller panties really take the cake. As shown on Stylin Online, we encourage all owners of these panties to enter the classic Contra cheat code. For those of you who don't have it memorized, it's Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A. That should about do it for her. If not you've got like, what, 30 lives by then?
It's completely clear that Jinx.com cares about you. Hiding the antivirus in such a wonderful and compelling area. These undies are perfect for that gamer who lives, breathes and wears Resident Evil swag. This way you can be close to your favorite RE characters even when you sleep. And of course, if your significant other gets bitten by a zombie, you might have some extra fun administering that oh-so-coveted antivirus.
A personal favorite from Jinx.com, these cute boy short panties really make your guy or girl work to gain access. Much like the lovely and way overused 'Lucky You' on the fly of Lucky Brand jeans, these fuschia undies will no doubt garner the respect and incredible joy of finding that right password.
From the ridiculously talented and wonderful folks at SplitReason.com comes the 'I have a headache' messaging for a new generation. Perhaps they should sell these with 'Achievement Unlocked' penned on them as well, just so your special someone knows that they've leveled up and gained some bonus points. But for now, locked is just fine.
A new reason to finish the games you buy? These 'Bonus Stage' undies offered again by SplitReason.com demonstrate the joy that can be found when you hit that sweet extra stage. It's kind of like the pure ecstacy gamers reached when they entered the Special Stages between levels of the original (and best) Sonic the Hedgehog to find the Chaos Emeralds. While it might not be an emerald you're looking for in this bonus stage you're sure to find something that'll please her just as much.
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