Buzz Cola: hazardous material

May 21, 10:05 PMThe Simpsons ExaminerMax Sands

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Warning may cause corrosion of the esophagus 

On July 27th of 2007 the world was given a cinematic gift, a movie that surpassed Casa Blanca and Gone With the Wind, a groundbreaking movie event with no comparison, The Simpsons Movie.

A few months before the release of the movie a massive media campaign was launched to boost the excitement of eager Simpsons fans. The campaign went beyond any normal block buster advertising, through out the country 7-11s were transformed into Kwik-E-Marts, with all the necessary Simpsons amenities.  The shelves were stocked with Krusty O's and Buzz Cola, the Slurpee machine became a Squishee machine, and there was the ultimate Simpsons doughnut. 

Two years later Simpsons collectors dust off their cans of Buzz Cola, Krusty O's boxes and Squishee cups, however in some sad cases the corrosive Buzz Cola has eaten through its tin can and caused horrible, sticky, syrupy messes all over their Simpsons action figures. 

Can this corrosive refreshment be the cause of all the crazy persons in Springfield? So to all the Simpsons paraphernalia collectors who are tempted to crack open a cool refreshing Buzz, be wary, because you may get more than just a caffeine kick from this hazardous beverage.