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One small step for man, one giant leap for Simpsons kind!
Finally it has happened, the country has at long last recognized one of the greatest American legacies, and has made it immortal by putting it on a stamp. For 44 cents Homer Simpson can be purchased and licked! Though the stamps don't taste like doughnuts this is quite the advance in stamp history. The Simpsons are now finally gaining their due recognition, finally Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge and Maggie are on the same level as Comic Book Heroes, Presidents, war monuments and the American flag. The next step for Homer and the gang is to have their own national holiday, and perhaps Simpsons World, which is like Disney World, but with more beer, doughnuts, price gouging and Simpsons characters. After the Simpsons World, Homer could run for office, something small like a State Representative, with Lisa's help he could move on to becoming a Senator, probably for a very open minded state, where yellow skinned and four fingered people are treated equally, so Colorado. After Homer wins the Senator spot, he will gain the nomination by one of the political parties (which ever owns Duff Beer, so probably the Republicans) and he will run for President, after Homer wins by a landslide, then his true power hungry side will come into play and soon after the elections are made illegal by executive decree the Simpson family will rule the US. After Homer gets in bar fights with the leaders of the world, and declares his dominance Homer will rule the entire planet, but until all that goes down be satisfied with a Simpsons stamps. Perhaps in another twenty seasons the Simpsons family will be in the White House.
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