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As he finishes the speech, Jim says everyone but Pam should raise their glasses. Meemaw catches the slipup. Whoops. Jim scrambles to cover his mistake by mentioning an offhanded comment about alcoholism. Michael interrupts Jim with a humiliating monologue about premarital sex. However, the damage has been done. Meemaw has officially left the building and announces she will not attend the wedding ceremony.
Intent on claiming Grandma Beesly’s vacant room, Michael knocks on her door and has a heart-to-heart with the older woman. He tells Meemaw that today’s women go out and get wild. It isn’t 1890. Michael even claims they will name the baby Sylvia. Or… Sylvio.
True to form, the office coworkers are partying it up in a nearby room. Andy Bernard has a throwdown, finishes off his performance with a banana split and tears his scrotum. The only person to contact during dire straights is the bride-to-be. Not only does Andy ice his crotch on Pam’s bed, he spends the entire night sleeping on her floor.
Dwight gets lucky with one of Pam’s bridesmaids, which forces Michael to sleep in the ice machine room.
Kevin loses his shoes to the incinerator after their pungent scent drives the hotel staff to take drastic action. He attends Jim and Pam’s wedding wearing Kleenex boxes on his feet and a tupee on his head.
Pam is a beautiful bride dressed in white, but a small mishap causes her veil to rip. She calls Jim in a panic and asks if he can meet her.
When Jim sees Pam, he is completely blown away by how beautiful she looks. Pam has reached her limit - a torn veil, pregnancy-hiding dress and Andy’s torn scrotum is enough to drive any decent person to insanity. Jim listens patiently before cutting his tie in half. Pam takes a mental picture of her future husband. The two sneak off before the ceremony.
Forget decorum. Ignore tradition. Jim and Pam never follow the rules.
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