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Funniest snark I read all day

March 12, 4:49 PMConservative Politics ExaminerAmos Wright
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"Obviously Obama isn't Jesus; Jesus could build a cabinet."

From Ace's place.

Content warning, though. It gets kind of sporty in there sometimes.

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I wouldn't want to be Obama's Treasury Secretary, either. You look at the numbers. You realize that a tin-pot who was programmed with the most nonsensical economic ideas will be using you as a beard and a fall guy for his agenda. It's just not a job worth taking.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't want to be Obama's Secretary of Defense, or Secretary of State; but that's mainly because if I was the Secretary of State I'd be Hillary Clinton, and I don't want to be Hillary Clinton.

Perhaps the only good spots in Obama's Cabinet are Housing (ACORN! Yay!), Agriculture (yawn) and Education (government monopoly!). Funny that those are among the first departments we should do away with.

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