My 5 Christmas gifts to celebrities

November 18, 7:08 PMCelebrity ExaminerCharlie Carballo

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In the spirit of gift giving this holiday season, I thought that in addition to sending gifts to my nearest and dearest, I will also give my favorite celebrities a few presents I think they just wont be able to live without:

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson:

BANANA BUNKERS to Lilo and SamRon

What it is: An extremely-phallic plastic sheath that will protect your precious banana, so you don't end up with brown fruity mush in the bottom of your backpack.
Why: Samantha doesn't have a banana, but if she gets one, I'm sure Lilo wants it protected.
Price: $4.99, BananaBunker.com

Michael Phelps

What it is: A standard in developing and improving effective communication.
Why: Because words like "awesome" and "cool" can't get you through every interview.

Denise Richards

What it is: A line of novelty thong underpants emblazoned with "hilarious" messages like "control freak," "desperate housewife," and "gold digger."  

Why: This works perfectly for someone like Denise Richards because you can get her all three.

Price: $20, sayitwithundies.com

Katie Holmes

What it is: "Smart Women, Foolish Choices:" A self-help book for smart, ambitious women who fall into manipulative, self-sabotaging relationships.
Why: She's married to Tom Cruise. Enough said.
http://www.amazon.com/Smart-Women-Foolish-Choices-Avoiding/dp/0451158857
$7.99

Lil Wayne

What it is: Guitar simulation game
Why: As "Best Week Ever" described his performance on "Saturday Night Live:" "Lil Wayne delivered the biggest laughs of the night by performing what was undoubtedly the worst/best/worst-again guitar solo in known human history."
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/09/15/icymi-lil-wayne-is-our-guitar-hero/

Via Esquire

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