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This just in: Tiger Woods abducted by aliens!

November 30, 11:49 AMBoston Golf ExaminerEmily Kay
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Headlines we're sure to see: Tiger Woods abducted by aliens!
Headlines we're sure to see: Tiger Woods abducted by aliens!
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November 30 -- It looks like “Tiger Woods abducted by aliens!" is the only headline not (yet) making the rounds of the rumor mills.

Just wait. About the only aspect of the Tiger Woods saga not fully probed is the ET perspective. After all, it’s only a short leap from extra-marital to extraterrestrial, right?

Maybe not, but you get the picture. Every site -- from the National Enquirer to Boston Golf Examiner -- has explored, inside and out, the bizarre story of Tiger Woods’ Friday morning mishap.

And still, the public demands more answers about the private life of the world’s greatest golfer:

Tiger Woods car crash: five questions that need answers

Toobin: Why Tiger Woods may not be talking to police

Report: Police seek search warrant in Tiger Woods accident

Athletes to Tiger Woods: Come Clean!

Gary Peterson: It's your move, Tiger Woods. We'll be waiting

Well, good luck with that. Because Woods has no legal, or any other, obligation to come clean with anyone but his family about what takes place off the golf course.

With 24x7 news cycles, however, speculation will continue to swirl. And it’s only a matter of time before we learn the obvious truth about what really happened to Tiger Woods on Black Friday.

As for Tiger Woods on the golf course: Read about why Woods is likely to be a no-show for his own tournament, the Chevron World Challenge.

Was Tiger Woods abducted by aliens?
Tiger Woods reportedly crashed his car outside his home, but with so many unanswered questions, perhaps he was actually abducted by aliens

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