November 30 -- It looks like “Tiger Woods abducted by aliens!" is the only headline not (yet) making the rounds of the rumor mills.
Just wait. About the only aspect of the Tiger Woods saga not fully probed is the ET perspective. After all, it’s only a short leap from extra-marital to extraterrestrial, right?
Maybe not, but you get the picture. Every site -- from the National Enquirer to Boston Golf Examiner -- has explored, inside and out, the bizarre story of Tiger Woods’ Friday morning mishap.
And still, the public demands more answers about the private life of the world’s greatest golfer:
Tiger Woods car crash: five questions that need answers
Toobin: Why Tiger Woods may not be talking to police
Report: Police seek search warrant in Tiger Woods accident
Athletes to Tiger Woods: Come Clean!
Gary Peterson: It's your move, Tiger Woods. We'll be waiting
Well, good luck with that. Because Woods has no legal, or any other, obligation to come clean with anyone but his family about what takes place off the golf course.
With 24x7 news cycles, however, speculation will continue to swirl. And it’s only a matter of time before we learn the obvious truth about what really happened to Tiger Woods on Black Friday.
As for Tiger Woods on the golf course: Read about why Woods is likely to be a no-show for his own tournament, the Chevron World Challenge.