Dear Anne Hathaway,
Even though I couldn’t finish Rachel Getting Married (sorry, I was in the mood to watch Zoolander for the 10th time) I still think you’re pretty awesome. I’ll even forgive you for starring in The Princess Diaries. I saw it on my 14th birthday and thought it was hilarious. Then I read the book and was incredibly disappointed. Disney took all the hilarious and raunchy parts out of the book and sanitized it for general audiences. Thank you Disney, for ruining a book featuring a realistic heroine that teenage girls could actually relate to. Minus the whole being a princess part, that is.
It’s rare these days for a young woman to achieve an Audrey Hepburn level of class, but you manage to do it. Maybe you could give Lindsay Lohan lessons?
