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Christopher - Tail Waggers --Copyright 2001
Three guys meet up at the dog park and let their dogs have a romp.
As they are leashing up, the man with a Doberman Pincher says, “Boy, I sure am hungry. I wish we could just go to that restaurant across the road and grab a bite to eat.”
“Well, why don’t we?” asks the man who is hooking up his Golden Retriever.
“We can’t go in a restaurant with dogs!’ barks the third man.
“Sure we can,” assures the Golden Retriever owner. “Just follow my lead.”
With that, he slips on a pair of dark glasses and crosses the road toward the restaurant with the other two close behind. As he opens the door, he says, “Pay attention now.”
As he enters, the host yells at him. “Hey! You can’t bring a dog in here!”
The man with the Golden replies. “You don’t understand. He’s my seeing-eye dog”
The host says, “Oh, well. That’s different. Come on in.”
The two men still outside with their dogs glance at one another and grin. The man with the Doberman, puts on his sunglasses and enters. Again the host steps forward to stop him. "No dogs allowed."
The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The host says, "A Doberman Pincher?"
He says, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The host rubs his chin. "Well, okay. I suppose. Come on in."
Delighting in the success of the first two, the third fellow puts on his shades and enters with his dog. Again, the host steps forward to block him. “ Okay, enough is enough. No pets allowed, bub.”
The third man says, “This isn’t just my pet. This is my highly trained seeing-eye dog.”
He begins to sweat a little as the host just stares, silently.
Finally, the host scratches his head and says, “ A Chihuahua?”
“What?” the third man exclaims. “They gave me a Chihuahua?”
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