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Ps 7:17 I will give thanks to the LORD because of his righteousness and will sing praise to the name of the LORD Most High.
Hello friends, it is time for the best posting of the month. I of course, am referring to my end of the month posting. That’s right, this is Sidney and today I have to fill out an answer sheet about what I am thankful for. So I suppose that I ought to get started.
Without a doubt I am thankful for the Lord,
He has done so much for me.
In fact one of the things that pleases me most,
Is that downtown parking now is free.
The eight hour parking for a nickel,
Was really, getting me down.
In fact I was considering if I should,
Move my store out of downtown.
But I chose to stick it out,
Until the council saw it my way.
Store owners now park for free,
So I guess right here I’ll stay.
I am especially very thankful.
That the country club saw fit,
To cushion all the seats,
Where waiting golfers all must sit.
And as well, the improvement made,
For the Saturday morning brunch;
By adding an extra hour,
Now I need to not buy my lunch.
I am thankful for my sports car,
The Baskatooni is real neat.
What I am most thankful for,
Is that it only has one seat.
Now to get to the important things,
I’m thankful for my church pew,
It has a softly vibrating cushion,
That is slightly raised to improve my view.
I’ve put a bar at each end to prevent,
To prevent outsiders from sitting there.
Only the family knows the combination,
That with no one else I’ll share.
I can’t keep Pyshon Puttston out,
Because he is extremely short.
So I’m working on a specials plan,
Then his seat stealing I can abort.
The cushion measures the person’s weight.
It is something will not expect.
And if the weight is not what is programmed in,
That person it promptly will eject.
So when Pyshon into my pew tries to slip,
The pew is designed to cause a summersault;
So when Pyshon spins forward in the air,
Into another pew the man will flip.
Now Pastor, you need not worry,
This has passed the Trustee Board.
It has six cousins and a nephew on it,
So a passing vote was scored.
I’m now finished with my thank you list.
Pastor, it is ready for your review.
It is almost time for my tee-off,
Can you hurry and read it through?
The Lord Speaks:
I’ve decided not to warn you Sidney,
There’s a short in the pew cushion you got.
And about half way through the service,
The cushion is going to get real hot!
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