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South Park: Towelie to marry a gay sponge?

June 13, 9:12 PMLA Gossip ExaminerDaryl D
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They're here and queer: Towlie and a "sponge"
There is a rumor about a South Park episode that will air next season going around. Let’s hope it’s true because it sounds hilarious. The premise of the episode is that Towelie, the pot smoking towel, will come “out of the linen closet” and into the gay lifestyle. He will meet a sponge named Spongeward who is very similar to SpongeBob SquarePants.

Towelie and Spongeward will sleep together on their first date, but still fall in love. Then, they decide they will get married. Unfortunately, Carrie Prejean (who is practically nude throughout the episode), Sarah Palin (who wears a shirt that reads “I ruined McCain”),and Rush Limbaugh (who takes drugs during the episode) crash the wedding by trashing the wedding cake, spraying a hose at the guests, and then they eventually start shooting people. Towelie and Spongeward’s big day is ruined!

Just when you are starting to cry, something totally unexpected happens. Spongeward reveals that sponges can change their sex anytime they want and he becomes a she.Towlie and Spongward have another wedding, which Palin, Prejean, and Limbaugh approve of, then have a baby and give it up to Angelina Jolie for adoption after she offers them thousands of dollars.

This sounds like it could be a great episode. What do you guys think? Is this something that Trey Parker and Matt Stone would come up with or is it the work of some other crazy, creative mind? What type of South Park episode would you like to see?
 

 

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