Brad Pitt: Bodyguard claims he doesn't use toilet paper

April 29, 11:43 PMLA Gossip ExaminerDaryl D

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Brad Pitt doesn't believe in using toilet paper

A couple days ago, I was able to view the complete proposal for Mickey Brett’s book that documents the life of different celebrities he has been a bodyguard for. The proposal contains a lot of information about Brangelina. I wrote about how Mr. Brett claims the pair have a baby and diaper sex fetish. Now, I am going to give you some more details and you shouldn’t read this if you have a weak stomach.

Mr. Brett claims that Brad and Angie have huge disagreements on toilet paper use. Brad doesn’t believe in toilet paper; he uses his hands and washes them afterwards. Angelina agrees with Brad that he’s helping the environment, but thinks using her hands would be totally disgusting. Brad always tells Angie that people in third world countries do it all the time. Mr. Brett thinks that the kids use toilet paper but that Brad is trying to change the rules.

This has to be a lie, right? This bodyguard must be pretty desperate. But for some reason, I can totally imagine this. All these Hollywood celebrities are always trying to be politically correct by doing crazy things for the environment. Not using toilet paper, however, may be taking it a step too far. 

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