Madonna's boy-toy, Jesus, crucifies himself

April 11, 5:27 PMLA Gossip ExaminerDaryl D

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Madonna and Jesus

Madonna's Brazilian boy-toy, Jesus Luz, has reportedly mocked his "supposed" relationship with Madonna by holding a crucifixion party in Rio De Janeiro over the weekend. While playing Madonna's album, Hard Candy, Jesus put on a crown of thorns, strapped himself in front of a cross, and had friends throw things at him, such as condoms, spray paint balls, diaphragms, cucumbers, sex toys, french fries, and underwear.

It has been widely reported that Madonna gave him up before trying to adopt in Malawi last week, but this reporter can assure you that Jesus and Madonna were only friends. "There is no way Jesus was giving it to Madonna," a source close to Madonna's camp tells me. Besides, rumor has it that Jesus likes receiving instead giving.