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Secret map proves just how much Arab land occupied by Israel

January 11, 10:48 AMSpiritual Life ExaminerRabbi Ben Kamin
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FLASH: After delicate negotiations involving the Israeli Mossad, the Central Intelligence Agency, and the American Cartography Society, a covert map has been discovered which really tells the truth.  Now we know exactly how much territory Israel has and how much it occupies.  Oh: The map was found in the Room 502, Mrs. Kearns’  fourth grade social studies class at the Palmer Elementary School in Lebanon, Ohio (a suspicious name for a town, incidentally). 

The Department of Spiritual Life here at Examiner.com did some follow up work on this finding.  We asked a few prominent folks for their reaction.  Here’s a sampling:

President George W. Bush: “I’m just glad to be getting the h--- out of here.”

Spokesman, Arab League:  “Not only this, but global warming was created by the Jews.”

Gov. Sarah Palin:  “I told you Lebanon was in Ohio.”

Billy Thompson, 4th grader at Palmer School:  “Can I have my book back, I have to do my homework?”

 

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