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FLASH: After delicate negotiations involving the Israeli Mossad, the Central Intelligence Agency, and the American Cartography Society, a covert map has been discovered which really tells the truth. Now we know exactly how much territory Israel has and how much it occupies. Oh: The map was found in the Room 502, Mrs. Kearns’ fourth grade social studies class at the Palmer Elementary School in Lebanon, Ohio (a suspicious name for a town, incidentally).
The Department of Spiritual Life here at Examiner.com did some follow up work on this finding. We asked a few prominent folks for their reaction. Here’s a sampling:
President George W. Bush: “I’m just glad to be getting the h--- out of here.”
Spokesman, Arab League: “Not only this, but global warming was created by the Jews.”
Gov. Sarah Palin: “I told you Lebanon was in Ohio.”
Billy Thompson, 4th grader at Palmer School: “Can I have my book back, I have to do my homework?”
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