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Representative Michele Bachmann calls for revolution--what does the far far right want?
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Far Far Right at Capitol
At a white people rally in front of the capitol yesterday Michele Bachmannn from Minnesota called for revolution. She threw a large stack of paper to the ground and whipped up Teabaggers, 9/12ers, closet Klansmen, guntoters, and the assortment of middleaged white people who hold signs of Obama as Hitler, Healthcare as a concentration camp, and warnings of dire consequences for anyone who attempts to tread on their rights. So the question is then...What does the far far right really want.
Poof. Far far right fairy Godmother. Your wish is granted. The far far right is now in power and can have everything it wants. There is no congress anymore, just the far far right ruling absolutely (see Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia) Here then is the world of the Michele Bachmann, teabaggers and 9/12ers and anyone else who bothered to show up yesterday
NO ABORTIONS. It doesn't matter how many times a woman is raped. READ MY LIPS NO ABORTIONS.
NO TAXES. READ MY LIPS NO TAXES.
GUNS. Everyone gets a gun and automatic weapons are standard for citizenry arming themselves.
NO UNITED NATIONS. We pull out and then toss out the UN from New York.
NO ENVIROMENTAL RESTRICTIONS. That global warming stuff is all cooked up liberal nonsense.
WARS. LOTS OF WARS. America is right and everyone else is wrong. We all knows this.
ISOLATIONISM. It worked well before World War I. Also it goes nicely with WARS.
HEALTHCARE. Its fine. In fact if we just let free markets prevail, even less people will be insured.
NO MINORITIES. Obviously the far far right is white. Look at our rallies. The status quo is just fine.
NO FEDERAL GOVERMENT. If we want to leave the Union then no one can stand in our way.
NO GAY MARRIAGE. IN FACT NO GAYS. Certainly not in the military. Or anywhere else for that matter.
FOX NEWS. We need only one network. The rest are a bunch of media elitist.
NO NEW YORK TIMES. C'mon, no one reads newspapers anymore, certainly not that lefty rag.
NO URBANITES. They are mostly liberal and usually are a minority. Enough said.
RELIGION. IF you are not part of the Christian Coalition then you are banished. You should be white too.
SPORTS Just baseball. Too many minorities in the other ones. Alright, football, as long as they keep their helmets on.
WOMEN. Two places for women. On their backs and in the home. No more women in the workplace. Except for Sarah Palin.
BORDERS. Large WALL OF CHINA type wall on all borders. In Texas mounted machine guns and napalm strikes for anyone crossing
SPACE EXPLORATION: Don't bother. That is God's domain. Besides, there might be that ET guy out there who is a Spielberg liberal.
HOLLYWOOD. Shut it down. Except for Disney with strict Christian Coalition guidelines.
BOOKS. Burn them. Especially novels. Reissue Time life series of sports figures. White sports figures.
THE RICH. Give them more money.
THE POOR. What poor?
New name for country now that the name America has liberal taint.... POTTERSVILLE.
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