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Suffering from Election Day Blues? Well here's some help. Below is a bit of dog humor designed to make you laugh. It'll get your mind off whether your favorite candidate will win or if a law you hate will make it on the books.
THERE ARE JUST TWO QUESTIONS IN LIFE
1. Should I get a dog - or
2. Should I have a child
A dog lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, "Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. They must be gods!"
A cat lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, "Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. I must be a god!"
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A DOG PERSON WHEN . . .
You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.
You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places
around the house, but no babies.
The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in thekitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.
You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy.
Your dog sleeps with you.
Poop has become a source of conversation for you and yoursignificant other.
You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because thereare nose-prints all over the inside.
You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but she understands.
Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you (but not immediately afterward, of course).
GET OUT AND VOTE!
(Today's humor courtesy of nanceestar, Tony Goggins & Candace W.)
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