Ever wish you could get special services concerning dogs - even ones that would bring justice? Me too! Of course, you could get them all off of the Internet. They'd be special websites we could log on to and get immediate service from. Below are a few of my picks:
InvisiblePoop.com: Invisible Poop would be a mobile service. Just sign-up on their website and a worker will be assigned to you. What is his job? His job is to pick up all of the dog poop in your yard and on the street. For an extra fee, he’ll even change diapers.
Instantdogpark.com: Need a dog park in your neighborhood? Log on to Instant Dog Park . They will come to your block and create a collapsible dog park in 2 hours. At the end of the day, it will disappear. This way, you won't break any city codes.
SeeHowItFeels.com: This website is where you can report all of the Michael Vicks in the world and give them a taste of their own medicine. Whatever they did to their dogs will happen to them. You can make it happen with just a click of a button.
Makeoverthatdog.com: Let's face it! Some people really mess up their dog's look with wild colors (mainly hot pink), weird clothing and other things that don't belong on a dog. Then, there are others who don't do anything at all. At Make Over That Dog, you can make a call and the dog will be picked up at no cost and made over into a gem.
BarkInterpretation.com: For those of you who wonder why your dog barks at night or at all, log on to Bark Interpretation. People there speak dog and can tell you what your dog is saying. Their fee is high, but the information they give you is invaluable.
Remember, none of these websites exist. However, anyone with a good imagination can understand why they should.