
Sir Alex, 'Arry, and Fat Sam may have to talk to the Beeb after all. [Telegraph]
Maradona gets a two-month ban, but won't miss any real games. A few things he said at his hearing. [NY Times, The Offside]
Calm down everyone, JT says everything's gonna be alright. Really. [The Sun]
It's more than a month out for Arsenal's Robin van Persie. Gooners worldwide curse international friendlies. [Guardian]
Thank god a match doesn't get in the way of my smoking at Stoke. [Indy]
Carlo Cudicini is expected to make a full recovery after his collision with a Gooner. [ESPN, Mirror]
Artur Boruc's average week. [Dirty Tackle]
Aston Villa for Europe? [EPL Talk]