
Wigan and Jamaica striker Marlon King apparently likes to chat up the ladies ala Craig Bellamy. His December fracas was heard in court today. [BBC, Times]
That David Beckham. How does me manage to do it all? [Telegraph]
Quique Sanchez Flores is back in La Liga, and (of course), he thinks Atletico Madrid can be a top club. He's gotta be relieved Atleti wasn't in the selling mood last summer. [Goal, Soccernet]
Robinho dreams of playing for Barca, because, well, you know, it's easier being his awesome self over there, rather than at Eastlands. [Sky Sports]
It's been a rough few years for Juande Ramos. [Guardian]
Fabio Capello publicly drinks the Kool-Aid, at least when it comes to English football v. calcio. [ExtraFootie]
In France, swine flu + les hoolies = fisticuffs. Mais oui! [SI.com]