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October 13, 7:48 PMStrange News ExaminerJ. Doug Gill
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A few weeks ago, the BBC Magazine ran a feature on a gentleman named Ammon Shea who reads dictionaries for fun. His latest conquest was the 20-volume, 21,000 page Oxford English Dictionary, and Shea absorbed the 59 million words in just about a year.

Here in America, we think it’s a victory if our kids can spell dictionary.

Maybe you recall a National Geographic poll from 2006 that found 6 of 10 young Americans couldn’t find Iraq on a map.

The other four had never heard the word ‘map.’

Yes, the education system (and the corporatization thereof) is to blame, as are parents and students and a collective national attention span akin to a ferret on Dexatrim.

Add the popularity of email, text messaging, the Internet, reality shows, YouTube and MySpace and we are living in the age of widespread solipsism – even if most of those involved have no idea what the word means.

And let’s face it: having a president who is more notable for his gaffes and futility than anything closely resembling intellectualism doesn’t exactly inspire the populace to ratchet-up the brain power.

Quite interesting, then, that the readers of the BBC Magazine responded to a request by the editors to send in a few of their favorite words. The response was overwhelming enough to publish a list of the 50 favorites.

Spanghew, defined as “to cause a toad or frog to fly into the air off the end of a stick” tops my list, with tintinnabulation (the sound a bell makes when rung) and mallemaroking (the carousing of seaman on Greenland whaling ships) finishing a close second.

As the crux of the discussion centers on the King’s English, many of the 50 finalists may be foreign to American eyes - as are most of the ones with more than three syllables.

Read the vocabulary list here
 

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